GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6075	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ores Mined:	6940	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	180
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.