GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	272	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Divine Spears Created:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6565	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Void Gems Collected:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Emeralds Found:	6014
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Love Letters Sent:	5	Emeralds Found:	1212
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	758
Dragons Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	4570
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	281
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.