GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Players Killed by Monsters:	744
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	102

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Items Found:	3505
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	255
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ores Mined:	9934	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ores Mined:	8354
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	82
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	51	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	7993
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!