GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Animals Bred:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Zombie Dances:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	65934
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	225
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7920	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	155
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	1020	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Crops Grown:	9750	Runes Activated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
New Chunks Explored:	213236	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.