GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	101	Farms Harvested:	191
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9457
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7897	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	441577
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	9081
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	664851
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.