GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8295	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	228036	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	640	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3953
Emeralds Found:	2812	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Towns Built:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Emeralds Found:	8029
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.