GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	999	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	8801	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Emeralds Found:	4608

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	2808
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimension Hops:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	514

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	450	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7101	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	2472
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	106
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.