GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	7232

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Towns Built:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mines Excavated:	2131
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	6413	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	240752	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	411	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3576	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.