GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	3009
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	275

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ores Mined:	5656	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1177	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6246
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Towns Built:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	125
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ores Mined:	2113	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	191	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!