GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	119
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	645538	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	267	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	946
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Star Shards Collected:	256
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Void Armor Forged:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Potions Brewed:	67	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.