GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Divine Spears Created:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1924	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	2714	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8928
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	864
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	9490
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	34
Crops Grown:	9596	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8848	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	257	Farms Harvested:	117
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	9065
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.