GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Animals Bred:	157
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	192
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Farms Harvested:	631
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.