GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Items Found:	7864	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2826	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	232
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Potions Brewed:	199

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Buildings Constructed:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Emeralds Found:	2431	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Animals Bred:	82	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.