GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5603	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3058

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mines Excavated:	1189	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3832

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Potions Brewed:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	New Chunks Explored:	62808
Dragon Eggs Found:	9724	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!