GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	690	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	12984	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Towns Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	17
Mines Excavated:	2508	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	6543	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	3579

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Villages Defended:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.