GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	138	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	195
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3640	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	New Chunks Explored:	235725
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	9130	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	1117	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	251

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	235
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6496
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	5061
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.