GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4627
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Potions Brewed:	123	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9286
Emeralds Found:	9537	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	10
Ores Mined:	5681	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Star Shards Collected:	79

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1621	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Crops Grown:	7542	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8900	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	5910	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ores Mined:	9087	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Towns Built:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2913	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Animals Bred:	188	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.