GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	106
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	182

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4124	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2722
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	245
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crops Grown:	2968

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	2871	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	907	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9955	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Farms Harvested:	621
Dragon Eggs Found:	7357	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.