GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Void Armor Forged:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	898	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6184

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Emeralds Found:	6891
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	1699

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Void Armor Forged:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	7428
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3952	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3473
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3736

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.