GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Star Shards Collected:	282
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	250787

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	889366
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2131	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6668	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	4633	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!