Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BadWolfMC: Where the wolves are badly behaved and the players are even worse!

    BadWolfMC: Where the wolves are badly behaved and the players are even worse!

    IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

    Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

    Are you tired of the chaos and drama often found in Minecraft servers? If you’re seeking a laid-back, adult-friendly space to express your creativity and enjoy the game without distractions, look no further. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

    Why Choose BadWolfMC?

    BadWolfMC stands out as a unique server environment designed to enhance your Minecraft experience. Our server is an oasis away from drama and a space to unwind, have a little fun, and get creative. Here’s what sets us apart:

    Features Description
    Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Join a network crafted to be a welcoming, drama-free space. Our members come from all walks of life, making our community diverse and inclusive.
    Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Enjoy a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a few carefully selected plugins that add fun without detracting from the core gameplay.
    Impeccable Performance Our state-of-the-art hardware, hosted on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone, ensures superior stability and performance worldwide.
    Java-Bedrock Crossplay Whether you’re on a computer, console, or mobile device, our server allows seamless Java-Bedrock crossplay, enabling you to connect and play from any device.
    Engaging Events and Activities Stay entertained with recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. Explore dungeons, quests, and vaults filled with unique prizes.

    Join the Best Online Community

    At BadWolfMC, we take pride in being reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List. Our greylisted server allows guests to log in and explore, with build permissions granted upon application approval.

    Get Started Today!

    Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today!

    General Server Rules

    • All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
    • No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited.
    • No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed.
    • No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
    • Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Farms Harvested: 946 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server

    Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready to meet Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will rule over our pixelated world with unhinged rants and mad skills! She started off as a humble osu! player, but now she’s a VTuber who can sing, play games, and collab with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the madness unfold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, a Twitch channel, a YouTube page, a TikTok account, and even her own music and clips! Want to learn more about AI? She’s got you covered with educational videos and reading materials. And if you’re really serious about diving into the world of AI, she’s got resources for that too.

    Don’t miss out on the VODs, the LoRA archive, and the exclusive merch! This server is like no other, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows, maybe Neuro-sama will even teach you how to build a redstone contraption that sings her favorite tunes!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5114 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

    PlatonicPalsGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

    Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

    Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

    So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

    ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice
    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 222 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Emeralds Found: 7067
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Mines Excavated: 4586
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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