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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8388 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!