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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5023 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4872 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2894 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!
Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.
But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!
