GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	1710	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyCashCow2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4469	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	103

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Wiki Craft Land

academic integrity, academic research, academic writing, citation guidelines, citing sources, citing wikipedia, Craft, credibility, digital literacy, fact-checking, INFORMATION, information literacy, Land, online sources, Plagiarism, primary sources, references, reliable sources, research, scholarly articles, secondary sources, Wiki, wikipedia

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8190	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	1836	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

24/7, Active owner, Boogaloo, Dedicated, Discord, East Coast US, Electric, Fresh New World, Helpful Owner, kitchen, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Misadventures, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, New server, pebblehost, Player slots, PvE, RAD 2, RAM, roguelike, server upgrade, SINK, Whitelist

Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	556
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

#announcement, #youtube, Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, big news, Dance, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Idol, idol group, japanese, MinePri, Music, New Release, News, Performance, PRETTY, Pretty Series, rumor, series, Server, speculation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	201
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5057
Animals Bred:	191	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

distinguishing threads, Identifying, identifying thread characteristics, identifying thread patterns, identifying threads, Minecraft, recognition, recognize, recognizing thread details, recognizing threads, smp, Thread, thread detection, thread identification, thread identification skills, thread recognition, thread recognition methods, thread recognition strategies, thread recognition techniques, thread recognition tips, thread spotting

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8220
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	139
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!