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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7323 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4734 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.
But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!
Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!
