GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	3740
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	10714	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8878
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4496
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	204

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	2678	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Potions Brewed:	102	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	185

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	6933
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2132
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	177	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7538	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.