GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	6771	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Emeralds Found:	1445
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7214	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5108	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Potions Brewed:	100
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	21289	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Players Killed by Monsters:	4149	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Players Killed by Monsters:	1615	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3279	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Runes Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	3355	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Animals Bred:	134	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Farms Harvested:	418	Crops Grown:	7212

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).