GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3340	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Runes Activated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Animals Bred:	141
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	51
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7516	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2257

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7824	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	5761
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6454	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	4820
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.