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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5365 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than my ex’s actions. From building epic structures to surviving in a world full of unexpected twists and turns, you’ll never know what’s coming next. Just like I never knew my ex would try to kill my beloved cat.
With a community as diverse as my ex’s excuses for her actions, you’ll meet players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a cat person, a dog person, or just a person looking for a good time, you’ll fit right in.
So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than my ex’s attempt to play doctor with my cat. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any funny business like she tried to pull. Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!