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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9118 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 894 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 588337 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 159 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-girlfriend’s attempt to overdose my cat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like I questioned hers.
Join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than my ex’s actions. From building epic structures to surviving in a world full of unexpected twists and turns, you’ll never know what’s coming next. Just like I never knew my ex would try to kill my beloved cat.
With a community as diverse as my ex’s excuses for her actions, you’ll meet players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a cat person, a dog person, or just a person looking for a good time, you’ll fit right in.
So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than my ex’s attempt to play doctor with my cat. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any funny business like she tried to pull. Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!
