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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5593 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you might just find yourself a virtual girlfriend! That’s right, we have a special plugin that matches players up based on their in-game compatibility. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!
