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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8920 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!