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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6088 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!