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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9930 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!