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> New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Magicka server Minecraft

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The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5981	Dragon Eggs Found:	5167
Potions Brewed:	61	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hate Her Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7476

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Woke Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft SMP Zone

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Hey there fellow anime lover! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you Tokyo Mew Mew and Cardcaptor Sakura fans out there!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!

Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6830
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	365796

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

What is the IP for Doodle and Arkey Minecraft Server?

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Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their distinct styles to create visually stunning and thought-provoking works of art. Their work is characterized by vibrant colors, intricate details, and a touch of whimsy. Follow along as Doodle and Arkey continue to push the boundaries of creativity and inspire others with their captivating creations.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4995	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with boring politics and grown-ups arguing like children? Join our Minecraft server where the only debate is whether to build a giant statue of a llama or a chicken! Our community is filled with players who have left the real world behind to escape the madness of politics and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers. So come join us and leave the Republicans and Democrats behind – unless they want to join in on the fun too!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

King of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a house made entirely out of TNT. And guess what? It actually looked pretty cool until someone accidentally set it off and blew up half the server. But hey, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our SMP!

If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of fighting against alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you and your squad will work together to liberate planets and save the galaxy. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join our server for a chance to complete outrageous objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while racing against the clock. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a planet made entirely of diamonds – talk about a jackpot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground bases filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary sword hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the hero that saves the galaxy – one block at a time!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Eastern Model Builders Minecraft SMP

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Oh, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft SMP! Not only do we have a thriving model kit community, but our members are also experts in building the most epic structures in the game. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are like the Bob Ross of Minecraft.

Join us and you’ll find yourself embarking on wild adventures with our eccentric group of players. Rumor has it that one of our members once built a functioning roller coaster that sent players flying through the sky at breakneck speeds. And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using nothing but dirt blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder in our community!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5