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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9600 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 387900 |
Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So why settle for a normal Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Remember, on our server, if it’s not GF shaped, then why even bother?