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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6057 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 398 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?
But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.
Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
