Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	3264
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7375
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	687862
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Items Found:	6172
Divine Spears Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	1771	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	9609	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4108
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	1230

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org