Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1987
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	935092	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	159
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Animals Bred:	80

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Animals Bred:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Magic Items Found:	2842	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3578
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	71
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

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Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ores Mined:	7076
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org