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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2594 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Votes: | 9197 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!