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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2045 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 6911 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!