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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4169 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 205 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!