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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9278 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9750 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 159 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama wearing a top hat, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited cake.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: get used to it.