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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Potions Brewed:	183	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	9836
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Animals Bred:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2755	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mines Excavated:	2145
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Void Gems Collected:	29
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.