Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty McLaughy Land of Nonsense

    Crafty McLaughy Land of Nonsense
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We have a dedicated section for posting hilarious memes, outrageous videos, and even cringey photos.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on giant chickens, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather pants. Join them in epic battles against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the villainous Wooly McWoolface.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Enderman. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CurryCraft: Where South Indian Players Outshine the Average Jeet!

    CurryCraft: Where South Indian Players Outshine the Average Jeet!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with South Indian minorities who are guaranteed to make you look like a Jeet in comparison. Join us and bask in the glory of their beautiful black facial features that will leave you questioning your own existence. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret powers that can turn your diamond armor into a saree fit for a queen. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most fabulous Minecraft server around!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

    Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

    So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!

    Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!
    Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 261 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

    Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

    So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Potions Brewed: 120
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dimension Hops: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

    VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

    We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

    Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

    Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Potions Brewed: 54 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

    BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Villages Defended: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

    Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Emeralds Found: 6503
    Mines Excavated: 2605 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

    KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

    Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

    Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!
    Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Enchantments Applied: 135
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!

    FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the true meaning of fate in Minecraft.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep the diamonds, but if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game. Trust us, it’s a sight to see.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just forget you’re in a battle for your life.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden village of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon crafting. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon crafting.

    So why wait? Join our server and embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Minecraft fate. Who knows what adventures await you?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!

    PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pit of lava!

    Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 485
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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