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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 936 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the most epic potato statue you can think of. like, seriously, we’re talking potatoes the size of skyscrapers here. and the best part? if your potato statue is the biggest and most epic, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamonds. and if you can find the golden carrot hidden deep within the dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where all the mobs break out their best dance moves? it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potatoes). it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
