lol so like this minecraft server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz like the president of Georgia is blasting the ruling party for being too pro-Russia, like what even is that?! u gotta come to our server cuz we’re all about that anti-Russia vibe, we even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down all the pro-Russia players, it’s wild man. plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland. so come join us and let’s overthrow the ruling party together, one block at a time. #downwithRussia #MinecraftRevolution

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Dimension Hops: 3 Crops Grown: 3721
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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