GeoEarthMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Buildings Constructed:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2185	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	162

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4396	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5813

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Zombie Dances:	3
Ores Mined:	3977	Villages Defended:	18
Void Gems Collected:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6272	Void Armor Forged:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	819210	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	95/400	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3