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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7924 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9090 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7757 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
so, like, u think u smarter than ur grandpappy? well, u aint seen nothin yet til u join this cray cray minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! yea, u heard me right, u can have a laugh with a creeper before it blows u up!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night! u can party with them and learn their funky dance moves! and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep that give out free diamonds!
if u think u got what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and show off ur skills! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and rule over all the silly creatures that inhabit it! so what u waiting for? come on down and join the fun!
