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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6479 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
so, like, u think u smarter than ur grandpappy? well, u aint seen nothin yet til u join this cray cray minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! yea, u heard me right, u can have a laugh with a creeper before it blows u up!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night! u can party with them and learn their funky dance moves! and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep that give out free diamonds!
if u think u got what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and show off ur skills! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and rule over all the silly creatures that inhabit it! so what u waiting for? come on down and join the fun!
